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You'll Die Laughing Series 1
Topps - 1973

Notes: Some sources consider Series 1 and Series 2 to be a single 128-card
set, but they were packaged and distributed separately. Variations of cards
1-33 were issued separately in bread packages, and most of the cards are
seen with both matte and glossy finished.  Packs were identified with the
large title "Creature Feature," but most collectors identify the set from the
large "You'll Die Laughing" that appears on the cards.  Thanks much to LMA
for the checklist!

No.   Caption

  1   Would Somebody Tell me a Scary Story?
  2   Please .. not on our first date !
  3   The Laundry Man is here for the sheets , dear!
  4   I think my deodorant failed!
  5   That's the most ridiculous face I ever saw!
  6   This terrible haircut  just ruins my good looks.
  7   I warn you, Frankie, smoking will stunt your growth
  8   And we'll put the new chair in that corner!
  9   Lullaby and goodnight
 10   O.K., O.K.  YOU pitch and I'LL play right field.
 11   My boy, I don't think you're cut out for Medical School!
 12   I take it you don't like the meal, sir !
 13   If it comes with two pair of pants, I'll take it.
 14   All right... Bring back the lighter for a refund!
 15   And your secretary told me you weren't in
 16   If you don't like the carpet I'll show you something in red
 17   Watch out for that mole on the back of my neck!
 18   And Papa Bear said "Somebody ate my porridge, too!"
 19   No sleeping in a public Park, Lady!
 20   I see a tall, dark stranger in your future!
 21   Could you direct me to the Olympic stadium, sir?
 22   But I used a mouthwash this morning
 23   Maybe it was a mistake to keep you after school!
 24   Oh Darling, you've cut yourself shaving again!
 25   One-Two-Cha-Cha-Cha
 26   You're not going to that women's lib meeting and that's final!
 27   Okay, Okay you can move the car
 28   I wish she'd stop falling asleep in front of the T.V.!
 29   Psst! Wanna buy a good watch?
 30   Gee Kid you weigh a ton
 31   What do you mean my mother has a moustache?
 32   I guess it's time to give up those reducing pills!
 33   My girdle is killing me
 34   Who took my right guard ?
 35   I wonder if she noticed my dandruff?
 36   Wait till they find out I'm the new baby sitter!
 37   Who say's I'm too young to shave ?
 38   One more acupuncture treatment and you'll be a new man
 39   Who fooled around with my butane lighter?
 40   Watch out lady, I'm the store detective
 41   O Solo Mio
 42   Look dad, no cavities!
 43   Ho hum, must have overslept
 44   Can you spare $50 for a face lift?
 45   Ring around the collar ! Ring around the collar !
 46   Yoo-hoo... Ice Cream Man!
 47   I'm sure my ball rolled under this car
 48   Boy , they've got some ugly girls in this neighborhood
 49   Will someone turn the thermostat down?
 50   My sinuses have been acting up again!
 51   If you want anything, just scream !
 52   Come on in, the water's fine
 53   I can't understand why girls don't like me
 54   What do you mean I'm not your type, Susan?
 55   O.K. Buddy, let's see your driver's license!
 56   How's that skin treatment going , darling ?
 57   The doctor says it's poison ivy
 58   Last one in the water is a rotten egg!
 59   Chocolates just ruin my complexion
 60   My nose is itchy