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Funny Valentines "A" Topps - 1960
Notes: These cards feature artwork by Jack Davis; the collector reference number for this set is R708-2A. They were produced after the original Funny Valentines set, also of 66 cards, proved so popular the previous year. This set is distinguished from the first set by the "A" appended to the card numbers. Boxes were identified with "New," and two types of packs were used (one marked 1¢ and one marked 5¢). Thanks much to Bob Hall for the checklist!
Box of 5¢ packs: 36 packs of 5 cards. Common sets: approx. 2.73 per box if collation were perfect. No. Setup (Card Front) Punch Line (Card Back) 1A You're in a class by yourself you dunce 2A I love your eyes all 4 of them 3A You're so much fun at masquerade parties you don't even need a mask 4A Fly away with me we'll use your broomstick 5A You're as strong as an ox & just as smart 6A Did I ever tell you, you are beautiful? No wonder 7A I'd love to hold hands with you if it wasn't for that third 1 8A You remind me of something grand Grand Canyon 9A You could win the Miss Universe Contest if they held it on the moon 10A It was love at first sight - 11A You're so sweet no wonder you get flies 12A When I'm with you it's like being on a cruise sickening 13A You were made for me by an idiot inventer 14A You've got something every girl wants me 15A At last I found my ideal me 16A There's nothing wrong with you that a new head wouldn't cure 17A You're 1 in a million & are the other 999,999 happy 18A I'd climb the highest mountain to get away from you 19A Take my heart you've taken everything else 20A We'd make a lovely couple if it wasn't for 1 thing you 21A You've got what it takes to haunt a house 22A I'd like to give you something to remember me by a black eye 23A My funny valentine, you're sweet stupid, but sweet 24A If we combined your looks & my brains we'd make an ugly monster 25A I'm sorry I spoke in anger, I'm sorry I spoke in spite, I'm sorry I spoke so quickly I thought of some worse things to say last night 26A I'd love to take you home but I haven't got a leash 27A You could be a movie star if they ever remake "Dracula" 28A I used to feel inferior then I met you 29A You send me & am I glad to go 30A I love the way your nose turns up then down, then up, then down 31A When I'm with you I get a strange feeling like when the dentist drills a nerve 32A I didn't forget you I just didn't care 33A When I grow up, I'll be like you old 34A Your eyes are fascinating Is that why they keep looking at each other? 35A Some are born beautiful, some are born smart Hi 2-time loser 36A I love your beautiful teeth both of them 37A I could write a book about you "Care & Feeding of Slobs" 38A You ought to be on the stage there's 1 leaving in 10 minutes 39A If I told them how beautiful you are, they wouldn't believe me 'cause they've seen you 40A You're like a beautiful Greek statue a little cracked 41A Darling, I long to be in your arms all 6 of them 42A I'd love to marry you but I've had enough trouble in my life 43A Your voice is like a canary's & so's your nose 44A I'm a man who thinks for himself & I think you're a creep 45A If you really knew how I felt about you You'd hire a bodyguard 46A When I'm with you, there's only 1 thing I can say Help 47A I wish we were married to different people 48A You've given me something to live for revenge 49A You're like sugar candy sticky & gooey 50A I keep your picture in my room to scare away ghosts 51A Since I met you, I can't eat, I can't drink, I can't go any place I'm broke 52A I'm yours forever I can't help it 53A You're out of this world Please stay there 54A With a friend like you who needs enemies? 55A When I met you, I went overboard - 56A Have you ever considered acting? like a human being? 57A Please answer my question Are you for real? 58A Darling, you're my whole world big, fat & round 59A We have something in common We're both disgusting 60A Everything I have is yours wrinkles, warts, hives & blemishes 61A I used to think you were a conceited fool I still do 62A I like you but Mother Nature didn't 63A I've grown accustomed to your face It wasn't easy 64A If you were the only girl in the world & I were the only boy I'd hang myself 65A When I'm with you, I can't catch my breath but I can sure catch yours 66A Who says no one's perfect? You're a perfect idiot©2002 Jeff Allender. Comments, updates, & corrections are welcomed!