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Monster Greeting Cards
Topps - 1965

Notes: This set features R. Crumb comic art on the card fronts and greeting 
card text on card backs. The set title is not shown on the cards, but is visible 
on card wrappers. Thanks much to Steve VandeVelde for the list!

No.   Card Front                                   Card Back

  1   I NEED YOU                                   LIKE A HOLE IN THE HEAD!
  2   Stay just like you are                       Spooky!
  3   YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL HAIR!                     WHOSE IS IT?
  4   I LOVE YOUR BEAUTIFUL EYES                   ALL FOUR OF THEM!!
  5   You have a PEACH of a complexion             Hairy!
  6   THERE'LL NEVER BE ANOTHER YOU                THANK GOODNESS!
  7   You're the caveman type                      Hairy and Ugly
  8   Take me in your arms                         All Four of them!
  9   IF WE COMBINED YOUR BRAINS AND MY LOOKS...   WE'D MAKE A STUPID MONSTER!
 10   WHEN I GROW UP I'LL BE LIKE YOU!             OLD AND UGLY!
 11   I love when you smile!                       I love fangs!
 12   I keep your PICTURE in my room.              To scare off GHOSTS
 13   I think of you as an old friend              VERY OLD!
 14   I Dig You                                    But I dug too far!
 15   You've always said 'Two heads are better     And you ought to know!
        than one'
 16   YOU HAVE THE SKIN I LOVE TO TOUCH            AND CLUTCH!
 17   ...if I were you...                          I'd do something about it!
 18   I like tall, slim fellows                    But you're too much!
 19   I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE DIFFERENT          UGH! SO DIFFERENT!
 20   I'd like to go out with you                  When they clean your cage!
 21   I was at a monster Bazaar                    And I won you!
 22   You may not be handsome or brilliant...      But nobody's perfect!
 23   You deserve a BIG HAND                       Right across your face!
 24   YOU'D BE A LOT OF FUN                        IF YOU WERE ALIVE!
 25   I LIKE YOU                                   BUT I HAVE STRANGE TASTES!
 26   I'D LIKE TO GAZE INTO YOUR EYES!             If I could find the other one
 27   I'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU A BIG SQUEEZE           (no back caption)
 28   I've got you where I want you                In the palm of my hand!
 29   YOUR'E A GREAT KID                           STRANGE, BUT GREAT!
 30   When I'm next you you...                     Even I look good!
 31   You do a great twist                         At least your nose does!
 32   COME OVER TO MY HOUSE                        I'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU FOR DINNER!
 33   YOU LOOK LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS              ALL GREEN AND WRINKLED!
 34   When I look at you I can only do one thing!  RUN!
 35   Isn't it great to be alive?                  But how would you know?
 36   I admire your brains                         WHOSE ARE THEY?
 37   You really use your head                     Who else would want to?
 38   There's only one thing I'd do rather than    Kill Myself
        go out with you
 39   Let's go out Saturday Night...               We'll use your broom!
 40   I'M APE OVER YOU                             REAL APE!
 41   YOU'RE OUT OF THIS WORLD                     STAY THERE!
 42   I'd Love To Visit You!                       What's your crypt number?
 43   You have a great heart                       Too bad there's a stake in it!
 44   YOU DO SOMETHING TO ME                       YOU MAKE ME SICK!
 45   WHEN I'M WITH YOU...                         I LOOSE MY HEAD!
 46   When I'm with YOU I don't know if I'm        NO WONDER!
        coming or going...
 47   CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE ONLY ONE CAVITY!   IN YOUR HEAD!
 48   LET'S GO OUT SATURDAY NIGHT                  I'LL BRING THE LEASH
 49   If you work your hands to the bone, what     Bony Fingers
        do you get?
 50   YOU'RE JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED          A SHOCK TREATMENT!


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