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Milk and Cheese 21st Century Archives - 1995
Note: All art is by Evan Dorkin. Also distributed as a factory set of 50 cards plus one chase card. Note that card 666 replaces #6. Thanks much to Alan Phillips for the original checklist!
No. Front Back 1 Milk and Cheese: Dairy Products Gone Bad! Lock your doors! Hide the children and beer! It's Milk and Che 2 Milk Gaze upon THE HERCULES OF HATE! Look hard! Look real hard and 3 Cheese Look upon THE SAMSON OF SPITE! Go ahead, look! Look, damn you! 4 Onward to insanity! Onward to mayhem! Presenting the Comedy Stylings of Milk and Cheese 5 Bowling for Dullards! Time Out for Slushies ... 666 Go to Hell. please... Our Idea of a Good Hell, by Milk and Cheese 7 Panic in the Streets! Panic-Inducing Quotes from the Lactose Intolerants 8 Atomic Beer Behold--The Atomic Dream! 9 Ice-Cold Milk Wouldn't it be funny if you spent a lot of money trying to com 10 Pee-yoo! Who cut the human? Old Joke Theatre! 11 With all our hate -- xoxo, Milk and Cheese Join the Milk and Cheese Fan Club! 12 T.V. Party To-Nite! An Apology 13 uh-oh! Bad luck! For you! Bad Luck Card 14 Merv Griffin! Merv Griffin! Merv Griffin! Meeeerv Griffin! Merv Griffin! Mer 15 Ah, to the Good Life! Milk and Cheese's 5 Favorite Disasters 16 Vomit! Recipe for Disaster - Milk and Cheese Knockout Punch 17 T.V. Yes. Wheeeeee!! 18 Circles of Mayhem The Ten Commandments of Milk and Cheese Part I 19 Your Mother! Milk and Cheese in "Get that Fly!" - A Card-Toon All for You! 20 The World is our oyster bar... Cheese! There's a fly in the house! Get that fly! 21 (Attack on Tokyo) It's going out the window! Get that fly! Catch it!! 22 What the hell are you looking at? Hurry! Let no man, woman or purple-assed baboon stay our hand! 23 Gin makes a man mean! Get that fly! Get that fly!! 24 Shriner Frenzy! in 3-D Wait... I've got it. You've got it?! 25 Oh, those two! Yikes! I don't have it! Aargh! Hurry! Get that fly! Get it! 26 God made us funky! Get that fly! 27 Breakfast of Lunatics! Ha ha! Silly people! We were only kidding! There wasn't any fl 28 Society is to blame! Stick it to the man! Don't blame Milk and Cheese! It's not their fault! And even if 29 Tag! You're Nipsey Russell! No! Nooo! Rules for Playing "No-Talent Celebrity Tag" 30 Gods? Or madmen? The Ten Commandments of Milk and Cheese Part II 31 We're so funny -- We forgot to laugh! Rotten Ideas Milk and Cheese Readers Have Sent In 32 Aw-haw-haw! Milk and Cheese are very ... Milk and Cheese across the World!! 33 Welcome to our world... The Fairly Dull Origins of Milk and Cheese 34 Filthy Little Plotters of Ruin! (The Month of May-Hem) 35 Trick or treat! Smell our feet! Milk and Cheese's Handy Halloween Tips 36 The Milk and Cheese Experience 10 Failed Milk and Cheese Merchandise Tie-Ins+C71 37 Book-o-Fire! Gin! Slusho! Beer of the Gods! These Are a Few of Their Favorite Things! 38 Moron Kombat! Know the Enemy! 39 We hate you THIS much! Sustomer Survey 40 Park the car! Nobody knows where Milk and Cheese learned to drive. For that 41 Sugar Rush! Eat some sugar! Now! Eat some sugar! Don't just stand there lo 42 (Montage of poorly drawn dairy products) How to Draw Milk and Cheese 43 Banzai! Behold!! The-blank-stare-of hate! 44 We cure the stupid! Who's next? It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it. Right, stupid? 45 Temper Tantrum! Rejected Titles for Milk and Cheese Comic Strips Part 2 46 the hurt never goes away... Herve Other More-or-Less Famous Dirt-Sleepers 47 Santa's Little Helper Milk and Cheese's Holiday Wish-List 48 (Atomic Beer Burning) Who to Blame 49 Here they come! There they go! 50 Goodbye... So long... suckers. So long folks... thanks for having us. It's been a pleasure. G -- 21st Century Archives (mini-order forms; pack inserts) CHASE CARDS Foil-Embossed Cards Action Girl Hectic Planet The Murder Family Myron the Living Voodoo Doll and the Devil Puppet The Eltingville Comic Book, Science-Fiction, Fantasy, Horror, and Role-Playing Club PROMO CARD -- (Unnumbered, 4"x6", promotes the "Santa Claus, a Nostalgic Art Journey" set as well as Milk and Cheese. M&C art is from card #1.) Searchwords: jahoc, yr1995, mfr21stCentury, catNovelty©1998, 1999, 2000, 2009 Jeff Allender. Comments, updates, & corrections are welcomed!